A stranger on the internet said I had “aged horribly”… What ..
A stranger on the internet said I had “aged horribly”… What do you think? [Pics taken 15 years apart]
2024-04-25 17:17:50 +0000 UTC View Post
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Back by popular demand! Blowjob JOI, guaranteed to make you ..
Back by popular demand! Blowjob JOI, guaranteed to make you poppppppppp 🍾
🫦 10 minutes long + bonus pics
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💦 Me begging for your cum, and saying absolutely *filthy* things…
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**[And pretty please remember to leave a ❤️ if you unlock this. It makes such a difference in my mood, and helps me support myself 🥰]**
Sometimes science is more art than science… 🧪
Sometimes science is more art than science… 🧪
2024-04-23 21:49:49 +0000 UTC View PostBeep boop, here’s a bikini pic 🤖
Beep boop, here’s a bikini pic 🤖
2024-04-22 18:37:28 +0000 UTC View PostOoooh!! Dashing about trying to get ready for my show tonigh..
Ooooh!! Dashing about trying to get ready for my show tonight. It **starts at 8pm CDT, and goes til 1am** or so. Will you be there?? Don’t let me be the loneliest nerd on the internet!!
2024-04-20 21:28:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s better than spending half the night cruising Reddit? ..
What’s better than spending half the night cruising Reddit? Getting naked together the next morning, of course 😏💕 [Be kind, leave a ❤️ behind]
2024-04-18 12:20:37 +0000 UTC View PostWe’re so dedicated to our craft, we clean alllll those hard ..
We’re so dedicated to our craft, we clean alllll those hard to reach places…
2024-04-17 18:16:48 +0000 UTC View PostThink this is appropriate attire for running errands??
Think this is appropriate attire for running errands??
2024-04-16 18:55:06 +0000 UTC View PostWould you sneak a peek down my top if you saw me at the gym?..
Would you sneak a peek down my top if you saw me at the gym? 👀
2024-04-16 01:20:08 +0000 UTC View PostJust found this sweaty pic from when I worked as a gogo danc..
Just found this sweaty pic from when I worked as a gogo dancer. Ahhh, mammaries…
2024-04-14 19:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostLately some have told me I’m a “dirty girl”, but I’m actuall..
Lately some have told me I’m a “dirty girl”, but I’m actually a pretty good cleaner! 🧹 [Totally unrelated, are you coming to my show tomorrow night?? It’s at 7:45pm CDT, and I’ll be on for 5+ hours]
2024-04-12 21:50:46 +0000 UTC View Post**FREE stream SATURDAY night at 7:45pm CDT!** Cum, witness m..
**FREE stream SATURDAY night at 7:45pm CDT!** Cum, witness my patented “fuck angle”, where you can imagine giving me a proper pounding. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you found out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]** [Pretty please ❤️ this so we can spread the word quickly! FANKS 🥰]
2024-04-12 00:18:56 +0000 UTC View PostYabba Dabba Doooooo!!! This is one of my first collabs I sho..
Yabba Dabba Doooooo!!! This is one of my first collabs I shot with my IRL friend, @thecarlotta. Fred and Wilma Flintstone, like you’ve never seen them before. [Fully nude, photos + 5.5 minute long video]
2024-04-11 02:19:56 +0000 UTC View PostIf you aren’t making it to my Saturday night streams, what a..
If you aren’t making it to my Saturday night streams, what are you even doing with your life?
2024-04-10 19:23:41 +0000 UTC View PostReminder!! Showtime in just over an hour! The fun starts at ..
Reminder!! Showtime in just over an hour! The fun starts at 7:45pm CDT, and goes until 12 or 1am. **Be there or be square!!**
2024-04-06 23:12:37 +0000 UTC View PostImagining you licking my little pussy, and rubbing my clit u..
Imagining you licking my little pussy, and rubbing my clit until I cum soooo hard… 💦 When I lose control like this, I start to whimper and stick my tongue out… It honestly makes me so shy, but I just can’t help it 🫢 [Masturbation to completion + simulated sex//6 minutes long] **[Pretty please remember to leave a ❤️ after unlocking!! It means a lot to me, and it helps me support myself]**
2024-04-06 00:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s that time again!! **FREE stream SATURDAY night at 7:45p..
It’s that time again!! **FREE stream SATURDAY night at 7:45pm CDT!** Cum, witness my patented “fuck angle”, where you can imagine giving me a proper pounding. My epic streams usually go for 5-6 hours, so don’t fret if you can’t make it precisely on time. The first 2 hours are free, the last (and naughtiest) bits are behind a super low $6 paywall. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you find out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]**
2024-04-05 16:24:25 +0000 UTC View PostGuess who’s back… back again… 😏
Guess who’s back… back again… 😏
2024-04-04 19:58:57 +0000 UTC View PostReminder!!! **FREE stream tonight at 7:30pm CDT!** Cum, witn..
Reminder!!! **FREE stream tonight at 7:30pm CDT!** Cum, witness my patented “fuck angle”, where you can imagine giving me a proper pounding. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you find out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]**
2024-03-30 22:44:49 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone. I figured I ought to give you an update, as I’..
Hey everyone. I figured I ought to give you an update, as I’m sure you’ve noticed a sharp decline in my posting frequency. As some of you may know, my mom has been in the hospital all week. She has liver cancer, along with a myriad of other serious health issues. While I appreciate the concern for her wellbeing, sometimes the “get well soon”-type messages can be a bit upsetting; this isn’t a situation where an improvement is likely, and I really don’t have time to respond to all of these inquiries on an individual basis. If you’re curious and would like an update, I generally share quite a bit in my stories. A lot of people have been asking about her, and while I truly appreciate everyone’s concern, I’m already unable to keep up with the bare minimum effort required for my job, let alone any sort of self care. Please allow my time on here to be an opportunity to briefly focus on something a little more lighthearted. *I desperately need it.* If you are concerned and want to be supportive, the best thing you can do for me right now is to consider tipping or unlocking something, so I can continue focusing my energy on ensuring my mom gets the best treatment possible ❤️ Thank you so much for your understanding. [And yes, it’s okay to comment something sweet on this post. I’ll read her the messages later today, and it will probably make her happy to know that people care about her. I just want my DMs to be a little less heavy for the time being]
2024-03-26 18:31:47 +0000 UTC View PostDoing my best to be on good behavior 🤞
Doing my best to be on good behavior 🤞
2024-03-25 20:55:27 +0000 UTC View Post💡 Reminder! **FREE STREAM** tonight at 8pm CDT! My epic stre..
💡 Reminder! **FREE STREAM** tonight at 8pm CDT! My epic streams usually go for 5-6 hours, so don’t fret if you can’t make it precisely on time. The first 2ish hours are free, the last (and naughtiest) bits are behind a super low $6 paywall. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you find out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]**
2024-03-23 17:49:41 +0000 UTC View PostNow seems like as good a time as any to announce that I’ll b..
Now seems like as good a time as any to announce that I’ll be doing a **FREE stream SATURDAY night!!** The fun starts at **8pm CDT**. ** Cum, witness my patented “fuck angle”, where you can imagine giving me a proper pounding. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you find out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]**
2024-03-21 21:34:17 +0000 UTC View PostDo you think you’d be able to find me? ❤️🥺🤍
Do you think you’d be able to find me? ❤️🥺🤍
2024-03-20 17:03:43 +0000 UTC View PostMy busy day is finally done, and I’m ready to playyyy!! Tip..
My busy day is finally done, and I’m ready to playyyy!! Tip me $20 so we can get started getting worked up before we wind down… 🫦
2024-03-20 04:29:12 +0000 UTC View PostSorry I’ve been conspicuously absent today! I’ve been a busy..
Sorry I’ve been conspicuously absent today! I’ve been a busy little bee, and I’m working on tons of fun new stuff for you 🥰 Also just generally dealing with life and such… How are you faring? 🤗
2024-03-19 01:56:48 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Saint Patrick’s Day! ☘️ I’m open to all theories on wh..
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! ☘️ I’m open to all theories on what the leprechaun is doing in the background 🧐
2024-03-17 19:56:05 +0000 UTC View Post**FREE *Pure Passion* stream TONIGHT at 7:45pm CST!** Cum, w..
**FREE *Pure Passion* stream TONIGHT at 7:45pm CST!** Cum, witness my patented “fuck angle”, where you can imagine giving me a proper pounding. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you find out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]**
2024-03-16 19:13:10 +0000 UTC View PostUm. **I finally broke my dry spell** 😳 His dick wasn’t all t..
Um. **I finally broke my dry spell** 😳 His dick wasn’t all that big, but **I’m ~so~ tight and tiny** that it was still a lot for me to handle. It’s wild seeing the before and after photos. The way **my pussy and asshole are spread wiiiide open**, it’s obvious I took *quite* the pounding….
2024-03-16 02:15:41 +0000 UTC View PostWooo!! It’s the weekend, and that means it’s time for anothe..
Wooo!! It’s the weekend, and that means it’s time for another **FREE Saturday Night Stream**™️. I’ve been pondering doing *Pure Passion 2.0*. What do you think? [Please vote *and* like this post, so we can spread the word quickly! Thank you so much for your help! 🥰]
2024-03-15 14:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
