Mark your calendars!! This **Saturday at 8pm** CDT, it’s a Classic Naked Stream Night!! Come for the Fuck Angle™️, stay for the jokes. Plus it’s free… and what else do you have going on? [For that matter, what do *I* have going on…?]
[Tip $25 or more during the show, and get a free copy of the full stream to keep!]
So…. Are you gonna be there? Or be… square?
I have an appetite for Chex, ‘cause me so hungry…
2024-05-08 20:44:07 +0000 UTC View Post
You didn’t really think I’d forget about Revenge of the Sixth, did you?
2024-05-07 02:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s raining outside, and I just wanna stay in bed and listen to the pitter patter in peace.💧 Would you take the day to snug and watch shows with me? 🥺
2024-05-05 22:16:37 +0000 UTC View Post
**ALL of my Star Wars content** for one *insanely* low price. Get it now before this deal is from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. **What you get:** • My fully nude HQ Slave Leia shoot • Star Wars group striptease, featuring multiple Leias, one Boba Fett, and me as C-3PO • My 4 HOUR Star Wars Stream - multiple costume changes, Jabba Juice oil show, and more! [Guys, remember to leave a ❤️ after unlocking. *You’re my only hope*.]
2024-05-05 03:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t worry, I have a little something planned for ya. Check back later tonight for something Star Wars-y.
2024-05-04 22:12:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Just dashing about getting ready. You haven’t forgotten about “Annoying Song Night”, have you?? It starts HERE at 8pm CDT!!
2024-05-04 00:15:20 +0000 UTC View Post**ANNOYING SONG NIGHT IS HERE!!** Tonight at **8pm CDT**. Do you really wanna miss your chance to get chubbed up to *Rock Lobster*?? This is a once in a lifetime experience! Don’t. Miss. Out. **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]**
2024-05-03 13:01:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Still dealing with cleanup from the flood, and trying to prepare for more heavy rain tonight. FRIDAY’S SHOW IS STILL ON, assuming the house doesn’t wash away. Feel free to post any tips below, it’s hard for me to message on an individual basis given the circumstances. **If you want to help, checking out the labels on my wall, and unlocking some content would be a massive relief.** Thank you *all* so much for being supportive and kind throughout this seemingly endless string of bad luck ❤️
2024-05-01 22:14:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at me, being sweet as pie…
2024-05-01 00:06:14 +0000 UTC View PostMARK YOUR CALENDARS! Annoying Song Night is this Friday, at 8pm CDT. Yeah yeah, I know Star Wars Day is this weekend. But I don’t have any of my Star Wars costumes with me, so you get what you get. Add any and ALL annoying song suggestions below.
2024-04-30 01:10:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Squeaky clean and ready to start a new day!! What are your goals for the week?
2024-04-29 13:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post**POV:** Sucking you off and giving you amazing views of my ass, while you rub and squeeze on my titties. Next you enjoy pounding me in doggie style, before finishing me off with my knees over your shoulders… Sounds like a perfect way to spend the weekend, IMO! [Fully nude, 6 minutes long] [Please be sweet and remember to leave a ❤️ after unlocking!! It seems silly, but it makes such a difference 😚💕]
2024-04-27 21:42:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Folks call me “The Village Bicycle”, but for the life of me I can’t figure out why… 🚴💕🧐 📸 @happiertrigger
2024-04-26 20:57:50 +0000 UTC View Post
A stranger on the internet said I had “aged horribly”… What do you think? [Pics taken 15 years apart]
2024-04-25 17:17:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Back by popular demand! Blowjob JOI, guaranteed to make you poppppppppp 🍾
🫦 10 minutes long + bonus pics
👅 Fully nude + mouth/throat views
💦 Me begging for your cum, and saying absolutely *filthy* things…
[Swipe for a free preview video!]
**[And pretty please remember to leave a ❤️ if you unlock this. It makes such a difference in my mood, and helps me support myself 🥰]**
Sometimes science is more art than science… 🧪
2024-04-23 21:49:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Beep boop, here’s a bikini pic 🤖
2024-04-22 18:37:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Ooooh!! Dashing about trying to get ready for my show tonight. It **starts at 8pm CDT, and goes til 1am** or so. Will you be there?? Don’t let me be the loneliest nerd on the internet!!
2024-04-20 21:28:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s better than spending half the night cruising Reddit? Getting naked together the next morning, of course 😏💕 [Be kind, leave a ❤️ behind]
2024-04-18 12:20:37 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re so dedicated to our craft, we clean alllll those hard to reach places…
2024-04-17 18:16:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Think this is appropriate attire for running errands??
2024-04-16 18:55:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you sneak a peek down my top if you saw me at the gym? 👀
2024-04-16 01:20:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Just found this sweaty pic from when I worked as a gogo dancer. Ahhh, mammaries…
2024-04-14 19:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Lately some have told me I’m a “dirty girl”, but I’m actually a pretty good cleaner! 🧹 [Totally unrelated, are you coming to my show tomorrow night?? It’s at 7:45pm CDT, and I’ll be on for 5+ hours]
2024-04-12 21:50:46 +0000 UTC View Post**FREE stream SATURDAY night at 7:45pm CDT!** Cum, witness my patented “fuck angle”, where you can imagine giving me a proper pounding. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you found out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]** [Pretty please ❤️ this so we can spread the word quickly! FANKS 🥰]
2024-04-12 00:18:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Yabba Dabba Doooooo!!! This is one of my first collabs I shot with my IRL friend, @thecarlotta. Fred and Wilma Flintstone, like you’ve never seen them before. [Fully nude, photos + 5.5 minute long video]
2024-04-11 02:19:56 +0000 UTC View Post
If you aren’t making it to my Saturday night streams, what are you even doing with your life?
2024-04-10 19:23:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Reminder!! Showtime in just over an hour! The fun starts at 7:45pm CDT, and goes until 12 or 1am. **Be there or be square!!**
2024-04-06 23:12:37 +0000 UTC View PostImagining you licking my little pussy, and rubbing my clit until I cum soooo hard… 💦 When I lose control like this, I start to whimper and stick my tongue out… It honestly makes me so shy, but I just can’t help it 🫢 [Masturbation to completion + simulated sex//6 minutes long] **[Pretty please remember to leave a ❤️ after unlocking!! It means a lot to me, and it helps me support myself]**
2024-04-06 00:30:55 +0000 UTC View Post
